$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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