I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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