Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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