Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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