She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
