I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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