Got a toothbrush?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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