You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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