So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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