I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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