Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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