So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Randomize
