Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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