Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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