: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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