one might say we're banned from that church
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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