party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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