so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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