Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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