if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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