Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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