You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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