They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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