Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
