Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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