yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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