quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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