Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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