Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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