Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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