Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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