The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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