Me too!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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