what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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