i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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