Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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