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why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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