This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
one two three fourrrrnication!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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