Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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