last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
