Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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