In America we eat man semen.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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