I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm bleeding and have questions
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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