Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
