I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dick very happy bro
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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