then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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