so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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