No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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