My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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