I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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