Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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