Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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