I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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