Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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