Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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