Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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