when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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